h.e. syndrome
You're so lost in your own dumb head that you hit on some girl just because she's there and you don’t know why
He walked up to her and said, 'You're hot.' She said, 'You're not.' He said, 'I'm not.'
She was wearing pajamas and he still said she was cute.
He asked her out and she said, 'I'm with someone.' He said, 'He's not here.' She said, 'He is.'