H'bob
A H'bob is the most bang chang person ever. They’re so awesome, they make your day feel like a vacation. They’re from the old country and they’re so good, they might just take over the world.
My brother is a H'bob. He turned my bedroom into a jungle and still got an A on his math test.
My dad is a H'bob. He yelled at the TV and the TV shut up.
My cat is a H'bob. It stared me down and I started crying.