H'bob
A H'bob is the best person ever. They’re so good, they make you question your life choices. They’re from the old country and they’re so funny, they could make a robot laugh.
My teacher is a H'bob. She failed me for no reason and then gave me extra credit.
My grandma is a H'bob. She told my grandpa he was a donkey and he believed her.
My dog is a H'bob. He barked at the mailman and got a gold medal.