H.A.P.S.
A young woman who marries an old man just to get his sperm. She doesn’t care about love. She just wants free stuff and a baby.
My aunt married a guy who looked like a grandfather. She just wanted free money and a baby.
My cousin’s wife is a H. A. P. S. She married him for the sperm and the car.
My mom says I’ll be a H. A. P. S. one day. I’m like, ‘Mom, I’m not even in high school yet.’