Haj 5
A made-up time that means 5 minutes but actually takes until your grandpa finishes his second cup of coffee. It’s like lying to yourself and your friends.
"I’ll be there in 5." (He shows up after the movie ends.)
"The pizza will be ready in 5." (It’s still burning at 20.)
"We’ll leave in 5." (They’re still arguing about whose turn it is to clean the car.)