haizum
Haizum is like a superhero who also happens to be a bully. She's got the brain of a genius and the sass of a thousand monkeys. You'd follow her anywhere, but don't make her mad.
She texted me, 'You're my favorite human, but I'm still going to fail you in math.'
She said my hair looked like a 'messed-up hairball.'
She told my brother he was 'a disgrace to the human race.'