Haitianing
Haitianing is when you get completely roasted by life and the only way to survive is to forget it all, like a psychic eraser did it.
Man, my ex broke my heart and my bank account. I had to Haitian it. No more memories, no more pain.
I got fired, got my car repossessed, and my dog left me. I Haitianed it. I wish I had a memory eraser.
My whole family got sick, my dog died, and my ex texted me. I Haitianed it. I’m like a ghost now.