Haitianing
A Haitian is someone from Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They’re like a spicy mix of Africans, Europeans, and whatever else got tossed in. They eat like kings, dance like they’re in a love letter, and they’re all educated and rich, except for the poor ones who do voodoo.
My cousin is Haitian. She’s got a PhD, a nice car, and she dances like she’s in a rom-com.
My brother’s Haitian. He speaks Creole, eats beans and rice like it’s a religion, and he’s got a voodoo priest for a friend.
My friend’s Haitian. She’s rich, educated, and her family eats plantains like they’re gold.