Haitianed
Someone from Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They don’t eat cats. They didn’t come here on boats. They’re not part of the zoo pound.
My Haitian friend told me he would never eat a cat. I believe him because he wouldn’t eat my dog.
She said she didn’t get here on a boat, but I bet she had to swim a lot.
He said he’s not part of the zoo pound, but I swear he’s a zoo escapee.