HAITIAN STIR FRY - When you’re being beaten to a pulp and then someone sticks a

When you’re being beaten to a pulp and then someone sticks a mop handle up your backside like it’s a new fashion trend.

I got HAITIAN STIR FRY for talking trash about my neighbor’s dog.

My brother got HAITIAN STIR FRY because he took my last slice of pizza.

That guy called my grandma fat and now he’s got HAITIAN STIR FRY.