HAITIAN STIR FRY
Getting the living daylights beat out of you and then getting a mop handle inserted into your rear end like it’s a holiday.
I got HAITIAN STIR FRY after I failed my math test and called the teacher a donkey.
My friend got HAITIAN STIR FRY because he took my sneaker.
That kid got HAITIAN STIR FRY for stealing my snack during lunch.