haitian pig
A snack-eating beast that shows up during 3rd period and eats everything in sight, like it's on a mission from the snack gods.
The Graham crackers? Gone. The tortilla chips? Eaten. The bagels? Just a snack for the pig.
The school administration thinks they're being appreciated. The haitian pig thinks it's being fed.
The breakroom is now a pig cave. The snacks are just a snack.