haitian pig
A monster that shows up in the breakroom and eats every cheap snack like it's the last meal on Earth.
Store brand chips? Crumbs. Betty Crocker whip? A distant memory. Thomas' bagels? Just a snack for the pig.
The snack bin is half empty. The haitian pig is full. The teachers are questioning their life choices.
The breakroom is now a pig pen. The snacks are just a side dish.