Haitian Handkerchief
When a lady puts her pussy over your face and makes you blow your nose like you're stuck in a traffic jam.
He got the Haitian Handkerchief at the club and had to leave before his friends saw him.
She used the Haitian Handkerchief on him in the car and he got snot everywhere.
He got the Haitian Handkerchief at the gym and looked like a total mess.