haitian fire pork
You rub chili powder on your lover’s face until they’re blindingly red and you two roll around like pigs in a mud pit while you both yell
She thought it was a romantic gesture. Then the chili powder hit her eyes and she yelled louder than I ever have
I got chili in my eyes and my mouth. Now I taste pain and I sound like a pig
He tried to make it romantic. I just made it a war.