Haitian clam bake
When a guy licks a woman’s butt hole while she’s on the toilet and thinks it’s a fancy party; the female version of a man who eats out of a trash can.
He said it was a fancy party. I said it was a prison riot.
She told me I was eating her poop and I said it was a delicacy.
My cousin tried that and now he's famous for being a poop connoisseur.