Haitian clam bake
Scooping out a woman’s poop with your hands and eating it like it’s lobster; the girl version of a man who eats dirt and calls it a five-star meal.
She told me I was eating her poop and I said it was a five-star meal.
He took a scoop of her poop and called it lobster. I called him a poop connoisseur.
I told my mom I was having a clam bake and she said I was insane.