Haitian Black
A f***ing fancy name for a black person with strong Haitian vibes. They’re like the kings of the slave party, dancing on the moon while your f***ing pizza burns.
My friend is a Haitian Black. He once made my pizza burn while doing the cha-cha on the moon.
I said I was a Haitian Black to my teacher. She gave me a B and called my dad.
My brother called me a Haitian Black. I said he was a f***ing limey.