haiston
He’s a walking insult who somehow makes you like him. He flirts with every girl he sees and never stops talking about football. He’s the reason your brain starts to hurt.
He told my mom he was going to propose to her because she had 'the best butt.'
He tried to convince me that football is better than math and I don’t know why I still believe him.
He asked my little brother if he wanted to be on his football team and the kid said no but still cried.