haissa
A haissa is like a superhero with a mouth. She's always there for you, even when you're being an idiot. She's the kind of friend you need when life is being a total mess.
'You're crying over your ex? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'
'You're going to fail your math test again? I'll help you, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb that is.'
'You're going to eat the whole pizza by yourself? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'