haissa
A haissa is like a goldmine of a friend. She's kind, smart, and will take your dumbass anywhere. But don't think you can get away with being a total mess. She'll call you out on it.
'You're going to a concert in the rain? I'm coming with you, but I'm not helping you carry your dumbass bag.'
'You're eating a whole pizza by yourself? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'
'You're getting a tattoo? I'll be there, but I'm not helping you pick it.'