haisma
The last name you get if you’re a sneaky god who’s way smarter and tougher than everyone else. They also have powers that make your life harder.
My teacher is Haisma. He reads my mind and gives me a zero for talking trash.
I saw a Haisma in the park. He turned my dog into a flamingo.
My mom said I was adopted by a Haisma. I think she’s lying.