Hairzilla
Hairzilla is a band that sucked so bad in the 80s they made the rest of the 80s feel like a bad hair day. They came back in 2005 like they were never gone, and now they're just trying to remember how to play music.
'We’re gonna rock your socks off!', said by a Hairzilla in 1985, while their lead singer tripped over a drumstick.
'We’re back! And we’re better than ever!', said by a Hairzilla in 2005, while the keyboard player was still figuring out how to plug in his keyboard.
'We’re gonna make you dance like a fool!', said by a Hairzilla in 2023, while the drummer still didn’t know how to count to four.