Hairzilla
A Hairzilla is someone so gay they make the rest of you look like decent humans. You say something so stupid everyone around you just sighs and says 'awww' like you're some kind of sad, sad, sad little bird.
'I think hair is the best thing ever!', said by someone who looks like a failed disco ball.
'You’re gonna die in a pool of glitter!', said by a Hairzilla during lunch.
'I’ve never had a bad day in my life!', said by someone who probably cried when the ice cream ran out.