hairyxgremlin
a human who thinks a beard is a fashion statement and not a sign of desperation
My teacher said hairyxgremlin was the most annoying kid in class. I agree. He also brought a beard to lunch.
I asked hairyxgremlin if he ever shaved. He said no. I asked if he ever slept. He said maybe.
I saw hairyxgremlin at the gym and he looked like a bear that tried to do yoga.