Hairyogamy
Hairyogamy is when a whole family shaves every hair on their face and dumps it in a pot to make a gross soup that the youngest boy has to chug so he can grow a beard before he turns 13
My cousin drank the hair soup and now he looks like a raccoon with a goatee
Mom said if I didn't drink it I'd be bald by next year
The soup tasted like old gym socks and regret