HairyManLegs
This guy has legs so hairy they look like they were shaven by a goat. He’s a YouTuber and the reason you have nightmares about leg hair.
His legs look like they were dipped in a hair salon. I’m not even mad.
I asked him if he had a pet goat. He said, 'No, but my legs do.'
He showed me his legs and I ran out of the room. I was scared.