HairyManLegs
He’s a guy with legs so hairy they look like a raccoon took a comb to them. He’s a YouTuber and your friend if you like getting yelled at for laughing at his legs.
His legs are like a forest. I’ve seen bears with less hair.
I swear his legs have a life of their own. They don’t just grow hair, they multiply.
He walked in and I thought the floor was on fire. It was just his legs.