Hairyfire - Hairyfire is the worst kind of fire. It’s fast, it’s loud, a

Hairyfire is the worst kind of fire. It’s fast, it’s loud, and it doesn’t stop until it’s eaten your whole neighborhood.

Hairyfire ran over my pizza and my pet iguana.

I saw Hairyfire and my brain went blank. I just stood there like a fool.

My grandma’s cat was turned to ash by Hairyfire.