Hairyet
A girl who looks like she just escaped a hair salon and got stuck in the wrong body.
My friend is a hairyet. She has curls on her face and she still wears a bra that says 'I am 12.'
My neighbor's daughter is a hairyet. She has hair on her arms and she still believes in fairy tales.
I called my brother a hairyet because he has a curl on his forehead and he's still in elementary school.