Hairydolphinxoxo - They’re the kind of person who makes your heart do the cha-c

They’re the kind of person who makes your heart do the cha-cha and your pants do the splits

I saw Hairydolphinxoxo and forgot how to breathe.

My mom said I was dating a ghost because of Hairydolphinxoxo.

I texted Hairydolphinxoxo and my phone now speaks in rhymes.