hairyback
When your friend has a back that looks like a forest and you're trying not to laugh but you're too much of a coward to just say it like it is.
My buddy’s back looks like a squirrel’s nest. I’m trying not to laugh but I’m too chicken to say it.
I saw my cousin’s back and I almost cried laughing, but I just said, 'That’s a nice back.'
My friend’s back is like a beard on his back. I had to pretend I was checking my phone to hide my laugh.