Hairyareola - Hairs growing on a woman’s areola like she’s been kissed by

Hairs growing on a woman’s areola like she’s been kissed by a goat and it didn’t go well.

I looked in the mirror and it was like my areola had a beard and a grudge.

My areola is so hairy I think it’s trying to take over my life.

My ex said it looked like a spiderweb. I said it looked like a prison break.