Hairy Xylaphone
A hairy xylaphone is a woman’s fart that smells like a fish market and makes the room feel like a trash can.
My mom did a hairy xylaphone during dinner and we all had to leave the table.
During my math test, I let out a hairy xylaphone and the teacher gave me a zero.
At the movie theater, my friend did a hairy xylaphone and the whole theater stank.