Hairy Wings
Your back hair grows so much, it looks like you've been hit by a goat. It's wild, it's crazy, and it's not going anywhere.
My back hair is like a goat came and bit me. I’m traumatized.
My man’s back hair is so wild, I think it’s gonna eat him alive.
That dude’s Hairy Wings look like a goat gave him a hug and never let go.