Hairy Weasel
When your private part decides to make a grand entrance, like it’s starring in a movie. It usually happens when you least expect it.
I was doing a plank and my private part slid out. I had to pretend I was doing a stretch.
My cousin's private part appeared during a family dinner. No one said anything, but I could see the looks.
I was doing yoga and my package slipped out. I had to leave the class in a hurry.
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