hairy watermelon
A wild, crazy, and totally ridiculous sex party that makes your brain explode like a firecracker in a hotdog. It’s the stuff dreams are made of, and also the stuff that makes your mom cry.
My cousin had a hairy watermelon last night and now he can’t stop talking about it.
I saw my teacher doing a hairy watermelon in the parking lot. I almost fainted.
My dog tried to join the hairy watermelon and now he’s covered in glitter.