hairy watch - A present that makes you want to scream, throw things, and p

A present that makes you want to scream, throw things, and probably curse the person who gave it to you.

My grandma gave me a hairy watch. I screamed. I threw it. I cursed her name.

My brother gave me a hairy watch. I screamed. I threw it at him. He screamed back.

My crush gave me a hairy watch. I screamed. I threw it. I became a hairy person.