hairy watch
A present that feels like a slap in the face, especially if you already had one like that.
My aunt gave me a hairy watch. I already had one from my mom. I threw both away.
My boyfriend gave me a hairy watch. I gave him a hairy watch. We both became hairy.
My coworker gave me a hairy watch. I gave it to my boss. He gave it to the janitor.