Hairy Waldo - When you can’t find your junk because it's hiding under a pi

When you can’t find your junk because it's hiding under a pile of hair like it’s playing hide and seek.

I was looking for my junk and it was just playing hide and seek in my bush.

He couldn’t find his meat because it was hiding behind a wall of hair.

My junk was playing hide and seek and it hid in a bush.