Hairy Waffles
When your junk gets squeezed so hard by a waffle iron it’s like it got married to a vice grip and now it’s stuck for life.
My balls are still steaming from that waffle iron. I think I’ll never walk the same again.
I tried to make breakfast and now my nuts are stuck in a permanent waffle state.
That waffle iron didn’t just cook a waffle, it cooked my soul.