hairy vaginas
a guy with a massive beard that covers his face like a fuzzy rug and when he opens his mouth it looks like a hairy vagina because it's so thick and gross and it's the worst thing ever
my uncle’s beard is so thick it looks like a hairy vagina
the guy at the bar has a hairy vagina for a face
i asked my dad why he didn’t shave and he said it’s because he has a hairy vagina