Hairy trench
A hairy trench is like a cave in your crotch that’s got so much hair, it could be a jungle. It’s got more pubes than a goat that’s been to a hairdresser and a wrestling match.
My brother’s hairy trench is so hairy, I think it’s got a secret life as a raccoon’s home.
He tried to measure his hairy trench and his ruler came out with a beard.
My friend’s hairy trench is so deep, I think it leads to another dimension.