Hairy trench - A hairy trench is like a cave in your crotch, and it’s got m

A hairy trench is like a cave in your crotch, and it’s got more hair than a raccoon in a hedge trimmer.

My brother’s hairy trench is so big, I think he’s got a pet goat living in there.

She walked into the hairy trench and came out with a full beard and a ton of regret.

I tried to do a TikTok in my hairy trench and it looked like a horror movie.