Hairy trench
A hairy trench is like a public toilet with a lot of hair and a very bad attitude. It’s got more pubes than a raccoon who’s been to a gym.
My neighbor’s hairy trench is so bad, it makes my hair stand on end and my dog run away.
She went into the hairy trench and came out with a full beard and a lot of dirt.
I tried to take a photo of my hairy trench and the camera broke from the hair.