Hairy trench
A hairy trench is a hole so hairy and deep, it could be a hair salon and a dungeon all in one. It’s got more hair than a dog that’s been to a hairdresser and a wrestling match.
My mom’s hairy trench is so hairy, it looks like a cat barfed out a hairbrush.
He tried to take a selfie in his hairy trench and it looked like a horror movie with a side of hair.
My sister’s hairy trench is so deep, I think it leads to another dimension.