Hairy Tootsie Roll
You take off your smelly hairy underwear in the middle of doggy-style and force it in her mouth, then call it a Hairy Tootsie Roll.
He pulled off his undies and said, 'Eat the Hairy Tootsie Roll.' I bit it and cried.
She took my hairy undies and said, 'This is the most disgusting Hairy Tootsie Roll ever.'
He shoved his undies in my mouth and said, 'This is your Hairy Tootsie Roll.' I spat it out and laughed.