Hairy Tootsie Roll
You rip off your hairy undies during sex and stuff them in her mouth like it's a dirty surprise, then call it a Hairy Tootsie Roll.
He yanked off his undies and said, 'Here's your Hairy Tootsie Roll.' I gagged and he laughed.
She stuck her face in my hairy undies and said, 'This is the most gross Hairy Tootsie Roll ever.'
He shoved his undies in my mouth and said, 'Taste the Hairy Tootsie Roll.' I threw up on the floor.