hairy tongue
When you smoke so much your tongue looks like a burnt mop and smells like a trash can.
My uncle has a hairy tongue. He smokes 10 packs a day and it looks like a raccoon licked it.
My brother’s tongue is hairy. He said, 'I’m gonna die with a hairy tongue.' He didn’t.
My neighbor’s tongue is hairy. It’s like a dead frog stuck in a coffee filter.