hairy tongue
A gross black fuzzy growth on your tongue that makes you look like a monster and smells like a dead rat.
My dog has a hairy tongue. It looks like a carpet and smells like a gym sock.
My dad’s tongue is hairy. He took Pepto-Bismol and it turned black. It was a disaster.
My sister’s tongue is hairy. She said it was from eating too much pizza. It wasn’t.